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besound:

Sometime’s the world is a tough place, the days get to you and the nights drag on, so here’s a story of a pet penguin who goes shopping.

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whorville:

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

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hungarian:

testicles are actually filled with candy so hit them really hard with bats

dont do this

you just want all the candy for yourself don’t you

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geeses:

ik I’m not supposed to talk to strangers but what if they’re cute????

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laughparty:

if you ever feel unappreciated this Christmas i got my 17 year old brother the PS4 and he gave me a bag of pretzels

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heyfunniest:

Robert Downey Jr., everyone! 

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